For all the OCD in the world, there is one chore I hate more than all the rest.
My affinity for shoes is known the world over. Complete strangers have admitted to calling me “The Shoe Lady”, “High Heels” and “Cat (walk) Woman” based solely on my footwear choices. One man used shoes as a pick-up line by walking up to me in the grocery and saying, “Wearing shoes like that you can’t be from here.”
The one place where shoes are not the perfect finishing touch to my outfit is at home. I am barefoot in the house. Walk through the door and the shoes are off as soon as I cross the threshold. See, it has a lot to do with another fetish: Clean floors. Shoes track the outside inside.
Although I happen to like clean “everything”, I am a stickler about clean floors. I could be a hoover tester no matter my location. Once, I proved a 500-hour motor would viably put out 1,200 hours. Yes, I used one machine that much. On any given day, I touch my vacuums (Yes, I have more than one.) more than any other appliance in my house. Aside: My dream home will have precisely zero carpet.
The wood floors are a breeze. My broom is for more than flying. Even waxing and buffing is not the worst thing ever.
Since bathrooms are another fetish, the tiles in the house are cleaned by hand. Old fashioned, hands-and-knees, towel kind of by hand. Oh, put that eyebrow down. That is not the chore I hate.
This torture device is my least favorite chore. I would sooner dip a sponge in the bucket of soapy water than swab this thing around the kitchen.
While I may Swiffer a small spill in the moments I have not the time to stop whatever caused the spill, I will not do the entire floor with it. Still, the floor must be clean. What could possibly be nastier than traipsing through the kitchen for a cuppa or a chocolate to step in something which sticks to the sole of your foot? *Shudder*
My revulsion aside, I simply cannot bring myself to mop. I would sooner scrub three-week-old dishes with a toothbrush than mop.
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