Anyone up for a rant? I know I am.
This blog post is dedicated to all the sexually repressed individuals the world over. Let’s begin with a few facts, shall we?
1. Every person on this planet was a product of sex.
Even most test tube babies were the product of at least manual sex. Very, very, very (enough it does not count statistically) few were conceived using only clinically removed ova and sperm.
2. Nearly every person on the planet will have sex.
Another microbial statistic is the number of people who will not have sex in their lifetimes. The numbers for intercourse are amazingly low. The number who will never engage in oral sex are lower. The number of those who will not engage in manual sex (“Masturbation” if you cannot ravel the PC name for it.) is lower than whale poo.
3. Without sex, humans would be extinct.
Fact.
4. Sex is a biological function.
It is perfectly normal for people to have sex. They are mammals. Sex is the only way to reproduce. When done well, it is enjoyable and has benefits.
5. Sex is good for the human body and mind.
- Aerobic exercise which increases heart and breathing rates
- Creates endorphins
- Elevates mood
- Energizes
- Causes better sleep
- Lowers stress reactions and blood pressure
- Increases circulation
- Burns calories and fat
- Boosts immunity
- Reduces pain
- Builds muscle control
- Reduces risk of prostate cancer
- Boosts self esteem
- Deepens trust
- Lengthens lifespan
Begin Rant
Since sex is a completely natural function, something everyone does at some point, is healthy mentally and physically, is legal between consenting adults, the question begs to be asked…
From whom are you hiding?
How about a few more facts, hmm?
The appointment was not with a bird.
1. Your brats mini-mes children were not the product of immaculate conception, did not come from IKEA and are not someone else’s progeny.
Everyone who is not you knows the stork does not deliver babies.
2. That hickey on your neck is not a curling iron burn. You are bald.
Self-explanatory
3. You did not buy the water bra from Victoria’s Secret, the CMFM pumps and the little black dress for your self-esteem, or you would not be on the couch in a robe eating a Lean Cuisine, followed by a pint of Moose Tracks.
Feeling good about your body and making it more attractive to others leads to the F in CMFM.
4. Your children have sex.
See number 1. It applies to your grandchildren.
5. You did not forget how the morning after.
Like riding a bicycle. You just quit the last time you got off.
Genitalia
You have them. So does e.v.e.r.y.o.n.e. else.
In your quest to fit in with the latest fashion trend, shoehorn yourself into pants two sizes below what you should have bought and not realizing you had worn out the seat of those jeans, everyone else knows you have them… they are on display.
Whether it is a penis and testicles or a vagina and vulva, everyone has at least one set of genitalia. Whether you choose to use the clinical names for them or the plethora of colloquialisms, you still have them.
If you get offended by words… let me repeat that… WORDS, you need to get a grip. Adjust your universal translator to the setting which renders all the colloquialisms into whatever word it is which does not turn your crank, make you blush or put you into a sexual predator mode.
However, you have no right to curtail my use of the clinical terms for genitalia or the term sex. Why? Because there is nothing wrong with it, and you have them or them and it.
Let’s Review
A. There is nothing wrong with sex.
B. There is no reason to be embarrassed about sex because even your parents had it.
C. Everyone has genitalia, even if they call it something different from you.
Any questions?
Gail Thornton
/ March 8, 2013Sex! The wonderful and exciting way to replenish my ravished nerves and be close to my Mate. We communicate through sex, whether it’s’ love or just fun, it’s no matter because it feels good. I’m not as young as I was, so not up for gymnastics, but this period in my life (I’m a senior) finds me in the most satisfaction with sex than I ever had before.
Thanks, Red!
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Red
/ March 8, 2013I think I have said that every year, Gail. xxx
Candy
/ March 8, 2013Truth.
Times a million.
And a giggle, too.
<3
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Red
/ March 8, 2013Well, it is true. xxx
Samantha Light-Gallagher
/ March 8, 2013Red
This is a great post. You are right , a lot of people are embarrassed by sex. I included a section in my book about sex and dating. This was probably the chapter that I got the most feeback about…some people saying they can’t believe that it was in there. I myself, was apprehensive at first, then knew that it was needed. We all have sex.
Red
/ March 8, 2013I mentioned sex in my book as well. I have never been one to shy away from the topic in writing or conversation. Glad to see you today. I was worried about you. xxx
laurie
/ March 8, 2013Is it bad that my last conscious thought of sex was to get upset that someone’s 70 something grandmother was having more than I am at the moment?
Red
/ March 8, 2013Not one iota.
Lizzie Cracked
/ March 8, 2013SEX!
Just saying..ya know trying it out.. mmmm that was nice 😉 great post
♥
Lizzie
Lizzie Cracked
/ March 8, 2013and uh…the shoes are hella sexy ! I forgot i meant to tell you 😉 ♥
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Red
/ March 8, 2013Awesomeness. I adore Iron Fist. xxx
Red
/ March 8, 2013And your face did not crack or anything. 😛 xxx
Lizzie Cracked
/ March 8, 2013where is that little emoticon that is looking off to the side and whistling? well put it here…I just wish i got to enjoy iit more before it was ..hard to come by? 😳
whistling, completely nonchalnat dammit.. before i make some really off remark about … the fisnever mind 😛
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Red
/ March 8, 2013Of all the things we need an entitlement program for, eh? ROFL!
Lizzie Cracked
/ March 8, 2013Bwahahahaha yea right?
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Lizzie Cracked
/ March 8, 2013actually – i think you might be on to something there.. come to think of it …which i did for a minute and had to come back… yea totally on to something….
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Red
/ March 8, 2013I want to be on the QA team for testing the providers. *wicked grin*
Lizzie Cracked
/ March 8, 2013I was going to volunteer to offer my services – you are so busy ya know … and I would be happy to help out… not hard at all to fit that in…
um..
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Red
/ March 8, 2013I am certain you are up for the job…or someone will be. Right?
Gray Dawster
/ March 8, 2013What a wicked and wonderful posting, the title was like a magnet pulling me right in and what a feast of words you have offered us, oh yes and a flavour for more of it, I mean more of that, I mean… Well sex is something that we can all enjoy am I right, and if done well it can be…
Hey never you mind 🙂 😉 lol
A brilliant posting Red 🙂
Have a wonderful weekend…
Gray Dawster xxx
Red
/ March 8, 2013I am working on it. I have enjoyed my day off! 😉
Tess Kann
/ March 8, 2013Killer shoes! I’m soooo salivating…
Sex. Hm. I’m single. Enough said and baby, it’s c-o-l-d outside.
This ought to heat up a good discussion.
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Red
/ March 8, 2013I certainly hope it does. I am so glad the sun is starting to peek through here. I am so sick of the heater! xxx
El Guapo
/ March 8, 2013Yes, I have a question: what conversation with what mouth-breather set you off?
Because that’s the only thing I can think of that would trigger this rant.
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Red
/ March 8, 2013You guessed it. Someone who had their knickers in a knot because I used the clinical name for more than one body part in mixed company. I politely surveyed the group to see if anyone else had genitals. Wouldn’t you know it? All of them.
El Guapo
/ March 8, 2013Please tell me their head exploded at your brashness!
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Red
/ March 8, 2013I got an eye twitch, a flushing blush which started somewhere near the genitalia, a stomping off “harrumph” and an asshole pucker I could hear from across the room.
Lizzie Cracked
/ March 8, 2013hey wansnt that the same time i wondered if anyone would get offended that i used the word whore.. in a poem about …well that had sex in it? it was building pressure and that sent you over the edge …right? needed a cigarette after if I remember correctly… (what?)
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Red
/ March 8, 2013Almost like reading DI? *bats eyelashes innocently*
Red
/ March 8, 2013OMG! Tell what ads you are seeing at the bottom of the post!!!
Lizzie Cracked
/ March 8, 2013NAPW… the same one i have seen everystinking where today on every website i was on…..i think that might be changing tho…not sure why? 😉
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Red
/ March 8, 2013Because they change based on the activity on the page. LOL! Mine was an anime love story. o.O
Molly Babin
/ March 9, 2013Sex.. yummy… any opportunity.. turn up the tv because u let the kids watch it for the first time in days in the other room… school quiet house. … breakfast sex.. I’m sorry what was the question?
I need to go … wash my hair… yea! That’s it!
LATER
Red
/ March 9, 2013Most important meal of the day 😉 xxx