Revealing

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As I was combing through destinations in the way back machine, I came across something we have not done on M3 in, well, a year to be exact. There are a number of you who have not been around that long. It likely means you will not notice which answers have changed.

Spam Bot

Warning: Not *all* mail from your family is spam.

I absolutely love spam mail. This gem came from one of my five sisters. (Yes, I have many siblings.) Now, I hope you get a chuckle (or six). And my sincere suggestion is you copy this and spam all the people you know would answer with tongue firmly planted in cheek.

The answers are truthful to the best of my information, knowledge and belief. I am sticking to this.

1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
A spoon filled with crawfish étouffée

2. Where was your profile picture taken?
All but one were taken in the third circle of hell South Carolina

3. Can you play Guitar Hero?
No, but I can play Dueling Banjos.

4. Name someone who made you laugh today?
Valentine, Lizzie and Klaus

5. How late did you stay up last night and why?
0356 because that is when I finished transcribing Mantra’s last poem of the night.

One on both sides of my truck. Home.

6. If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Can the movers be here in ten minutes or less?

7.  Name one thing you love about your body.
That someone else finds it attractive.

8. Which of your friends lives closest to you?
Tiffany @ 6 miles

9. Do you believe ex’s can be friends?
Maybe the better question is why do they need to be?

10. How do you feel about Dr. Pepper?
I wish it came in an IV bag, but I prefer TAB.

11. If you could do any job in the world what would it be?
Salaried sleeper.

12. Who took your profile picture?
The one in everyone’s comments: Little V. The one of me in the hat: Me.

13. Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Does Beau begging to play the piano count?

14. Was yesterday better than today?
Not a chance.

15. Can you live a day without TV?
Of course I can, and have. Spent years without owning a set.

16. Are you upset about anything?
Does this question include pet peeves?

17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Absolutely.

18. Are you a bad influence?
Rarely. I try and use my powers for good not evil, but I will resort to evil when good is not working fast enough.

19. Night out or night in?
In.

20. What items could you not go without during the day?
Better living through pharmacology and my 48 oz coffee mug.

21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
My late husband.

22. What does the last text message in your inbox say?
Cover up the feet of the white tree. It’ll have frost bite.

23. How do you feel about your life right now?
Exhausted.

24. Do you hate anyone?
To hate someone, I would have had to have loved them. On those I no longer love, I no longer waste emotional energy.

25. Do you like your wedding ring or do you secretly wish it was different?
Love them all.

26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
Duh! They are called prescriptions for a reason.

27. Would you ever get some plastic surgery?
God put it where it is and if that’s not good enough, fella, keep shopping.

28. What song is stuck in your head?

29. Brazillian wax?
Have you seen my swim suit?

30. Have you ever skinny-dipped?
Unequivocally, yes.

31. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
I have something to do everyday…I have lots of children.

32. Do you think too much or too little?
Neither.

33. Do you smile a lot?
That’s how I earned my wrinkles.

34. Do you think of a special person often? Who?
Quite a few…Virginia and the other nine brats. And one other.

35. What is your favorite color?
Orange.

36. Who is important in life?
Children, friends, parents and extended family…which includes all of you.


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  1. Well I’m exhausted just reading that!
    That Spam robot is pretty good, though, As I’ve said before.
    Binky recently posted..Out WombiedMy Profile

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  2. Thanks, Red! I haven’t been here a year, and loved reading the questions and your answers. I would never have guessed orange! Being a redhead, I was never allowed to wear orange, pink or red when I was small. Now my favorite sweater is orange, and I have red and pink and well, no bows for me. Too girlie. haha
    Gail Thornton recently posted..Poem – SleepwalkerMy Profile

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    • I can be uber feminine or dress in plaid (as long as my heels or boots match). I never listened to any of the palaver about redheads not wearing red/orange/pink… although I refuse under all circumstances to wear neon. I look deathly jaundice in any neon color.

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  3. Great answers, good tune.
    And I love that animal fleur-de-lis on your truck!
    El Guapo recently posted..The Lazt Letter Is Juzt The BeginningMy Profile

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    • It is the symbol for sportsman’s paradise. And when it first came out, I told my mother the only thing I wanted for Cmas that year was pink ones for my truck. Too bad the BIG ones do not come in pink (le grr). The camo ones are really cool. BassPro sells them.

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  4. 1. A bite of peppermint patty and a drink of coffee.

    8. The fella sharing the house with me.

    17. Dittoe. (To Red’s answer).
    C. Brown recently posted..Silent RecordingsMy Profile

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  5. How do you like your SPAM?

    With Raspberry Jam,
    said Sam I Am…
    MJ Logan recently posted..City Girl and The WoodsMy Profile

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  6. 9. Do you believe ex’s can be friends?
    Maybe some ex’s, but not me. I hate mine with a passion and I hate myself for staying with him for 18 years. Why I didn’t see the light sooner will forever be a mystery.

    17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
    No. I would never get involved with a man again. I don’t trust them, any of them.

    31. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
    Browse the job sites. Despite sending out numerous resumes, I’m as unemployed today as I was months ago. There’s much hype about racial discrimination, but age discrimination is virtually unnoticed. Knowledge and experience means nothing when a beautiful 20 something puppet shows up.

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    • 9./17. I think the two of you were never friends to begin, so being friends after would be a wash. And I truly believe when you stop kicking yourself for being married to him so long, an idyllic relationship will appear unbidden and welcome.

      31. No doubt. I have a number of friends who are sick of the job market. Some are staying in horrific job conditions merely to have income. It is revolting.

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  7. Pass! LoL!!! 🙂

    Favourite colour is Blue! 🙂

    I have several ex’s who stayed friends, but they were looking for more than I had and we got involved for the wrong reasons… 🙁

    The rest shall remain a mystery!!! 😉

    Love and hugs!

    Prenin.
    prenin recently posted..Tuesday – I try to contact Pat.My Profile

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  8. 11. If you could do any job in the world what would it be?

    Directing the episodes for a tv series of my Tierra del Oro

    28. What song is stuck in your head?

    Theme from my video # 4

    31. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

    More laundry

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    • Oh, fab dream job! Post a link to your video here. We can all listen. 🙂 Boo! Laundry.

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  9. Gosh. I didn’t know there would be a test or I would have studied. Maybe multiple choice would be good. Pick people’s answers for them so they don’t have to think. Oh wait…that would defeat the purpose.
    Enjoyed your answers.
    Bo Lumpkin recently posted..IT’S A DOG’S WORLDMy Profile

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