The application filled out? Check. Does anyone really remember all of their addresses? Or what day they start a job…six jobs ago?
Copies of identification? Check. Wow! Why don’t people brush their hair before they get their picture made which will be them for the next four years?
Urine sample? Check. Yuck. It’s still warm. Is cold any less disgusting?
“Congratulations! You are hired.” The human resource manager was taken aback by the vigorous handshake from the appreciative applicant.
Why does anyone try to become a surgical test subject?
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This week’s word is check. Tonight’s entry weighs in against September’s maximum of 125 words at 89.
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Would you ever volunteer to be a guinea pig for the medical community (drugs, diet, surgery, procedures)? Are you grateful people do? Have you ever considered donating your body to science?
Valentine Logar
/ September 3, 2012That cracked me in half, especially after the week I have had. I could think of a few people in my life that deserve to be medical test subjects.
Thank so for the giggle, I needed it desperately.
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/ September 10, 2012This one was fun to write 😉