A carved tray. Frilly lace on a white apron. Low-cut black babydoll dress. Silk stockings. Garter belt. Black patent leather pumps.
Chris eyed the clothes laid out on the bed. They were enough to make any red-blooded man slip into fantasy land.
Mark and the boys burst into the room, interrupting his thoughts. “Dude, better hurry up and get dressed. 32 tables and you are the only waitress!” They poured out of the room in a fit of laughter.
“I am never betting on hockey again. Ever.”
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Candy
/ June 30, 2013ahhhahaha….that is funny.
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Red
/ July 11, 2013I hope he has the legs to pull it off. xxx
Susan
/ June 30, 2013I sure didn’t see that coming. Hah! Good one!
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Red
/ July 11, 2013I love the ones which make everyone giggle. 🙂 xxx
Deb
/ June 30, 2013Ahahaha! That is so funny, Red!
Love it!
xxx
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Red
/ July 11, 2013You would let him serve your table. 😛 <3 xxx
John McDevitt
/ June 30, 2013I’m a newbie Red. Here’s the link to my flash fiction:
http://awarewriter.wordpress.com/2013/06/30/flash-fiction-001-the-tablecloth/
Did I do this right?
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Red
/ July 11, 2013Close enough for now. Destructions are on the FTP page. Glad to have you join us.
Gail Thornton
/ June 30, 2013Hahaha This is hilarious! A group of four of us had our own wagers for the cup this year, and all of us lost. Nothing so creative as this woman’s bet!
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Gail Thornton
/ June 30, 2013OH NO! It’s a DUDE!
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Red
/ July 11, 2013Bwahahaha! Yes, it is. xxx
Red
/ July 11, 2013Woman? o.O
tess kann
/ July 1, 2013It took a second to sink in, that it wasn’t a woman. What I would give to see a guy in the getup. I can’t stop giggling. This is awesome, Red.
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Red
/ July 11, 2013Makes me wonder if we would be slipping bills in the tops of his stockings. Bwahahaha!
Wendy Reid
/ July 1, 2013hahaha….hilarious. 🙂
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Red
/ July 11, 2013*curtsies sweetly* xxx
Gray Dawster
/ July 2, 2013There is nothing like a twist on wickedness to spoil the moment, mind you it was a nice thought of a deliciously sweet temptress while it lasted 😉
Of course I dread to think what ‘He’ would have looked like in that little number should he have believed them 🙁 Yuk
Wicked Flashing Definitely Suits You…
Andro xxxx
Red
/ July 11, 2013Yes, indeed! I like a bit of wickedness. Not like you do not know that already. 😉
novroz
/ July 3, 2013hahahaha…that’s really funny. i would love to see the image
Red
/ July 11, 2013He would definitely be a sight! xxx