Flash in the Pan

A carved tray. Frilly lace on a white apron. Low-cut black babydoll dress. Silk stockings. Garter belt. Black patent leather pumps.

Chris eyed the clothes laid out on the bed. They were enough to make any red-blooded man slip into fantasy land.

Mark and the boys burst into the room, interrupting his thoughts. “Dude, better hurry up and get dressed. 32 tables and you are the only waitress!” They poured out of the room in a fit of laughter.

“I am never betting on hockey again. Ever.”

Welcome to "Flash in the Pan"

Welcome to “Flash in the Pan”

Another one on the money for the 100-word upper limit for the month of June. Today’s featured word is waitress.

This is it!! No more words, and the deadline is 30JUN13… That is today! Entries need to pingback here or be in the editor’s box before 23:59 EDT (GMT -4). No late entries will be accepted.

If you are off of WordPress, send your links to editor@RedmundPro.com. If you are on WordPress, be sure to link to the post with the featured word or the Flash in the Pan page.

If you already have entries, please visit the Flash in the Pan page and be sure all of your links are there. Approval will be over in a week!

Happy Flashing!

What did he do? Who signed the note? Is he a pro at this? What would you have done?

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  1. ahhhahaha….that is funny.
    Candy recently posted..In the Land of YogaMy Profile

  2. I sure didn’t see that coming. Hah! Good one!
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  3. Ahahaha! That is so funny, Red!
    Love it!
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  4. I’m a newbie Red. Here’s the link to my flash fiction:


    Did I do this right?
    John McDevitt recently posted..Flash fiction 001 — The TableclothMy Profile

    • Close enough for now. Destructions are on the FTP page. Glad to have you join us.

  5. Hahaha This is hilarious! A group of four of us had our own wagers for the cup this year, and all of us lost. Nothing so creative as this woman’s bet!
    Gail Thornton recently posted..Poem – On Hold to ParisMy Profile

  6. It took a second to sink in, that it wasn’t a woman. What I would give to see a guy in the getup. I can’t stop giggling. This is awesome, Red.
    tess kann recently posted..Hot Flash – CoffeeMy Profile

    • Makes me wonder if we would be slipping bills in the tops of his stockings. Bwahahaha!

  7. hahaha….hilarious. 🙂
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  8. There is nothing like a twist on wickedness to spoil the moment, mind you it was a nice thought of a deliciously sweet temptress while it lasted 😉

    Of course I dread to think what ‘He’ would have looked like in that little number should he have believed them 🙁 Yuk

    Wicked Flashing Definitely Suits You…

    Andro xxxx

    • Yes, indeed! I like a bit of wickedness. Not like you do not know that already. 😉

  9. hahahaha…that’s really funny. i would love to see the image


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