Wouldn’t you know it? First series back after being missing for months and the stupidest inbox in the blogosphere loads up with candidates for the much awaited return of the (abbreviated) 52 edition of the Friday Follies. Standard warnings apply: all liquid out of reach.
While I had many vying for position in this post, we are going to examine a group who missed the (short) bus together when reading If Only to Throw a Rock.
In Title Only
Open up the Friday Follies tab beneath the header, and you will find no less than 20 instances of people who never get past the title. Phyllis is just such a person. What did the pride of Topeka have to say?
Why dos anybody need to learn how to throw rocks? Arent there enough people out there making life hard for other folks. You dont have to tell somebody else how to do it.”
I really thought there would be a reference to putting someone’s eye out. Want to lay odds she lives in a glass house? I did.
You really would like the post if you read it. I give links to sites where you can buy foam rocks specifically designed for throwing in the house with no chance of breaking anything.
I think her glazier will be perturbed at the loss of business.
Anatomy & Biology
Jesse was quick to tell me I had flunked a few science classes in middle school with his hatemail from Minnesota.
There are lots of peple that live with no mind but nobody can live without a heart. why you think doctors do transplants?”
Yes, I sat and blinked a few times before I penned this quick retort.
How long were you on the waiting list to become a statistic for both?
You know how I love statistics.
Apparently, some of my hatemailers made it to the end of the post. Specifically, Taren made it to the last paragraph. Hatemailing from Idaho, with a median income of $45,489 per annum, Taren was quick to tell me I want doing it wrong.
Why are you b****ing? It’s called change.org. Just send them some money and STFU.”
Any chance she could have had a starring role in When under the heading of “pride”? Chances are good she falls into first heading in this post.
Oh, cool! Throwing money around is so much easier. Where is their donate button? All I can find are petitions. Where is yours?
I want to sign the one which makes the SIB auto-eject hatemailers.
Thank you for joining me for the 52nd edition of the Friday Follies brought to you from the stupidest inbox in the blogosphere! Have a great weekend!
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