The old concept of a woman’s place is in the home has long gone for the modern day female and this study gives a short outline of how to get the narrow-minded male into the knack of doing household chores without tearing your hair out in the process.
The first step for the female is to entice her man gently into some washing up duties; this can be just a few plates after lunch or perhaps try throwing him in at the deep end, after a party for instance. The average bloke will automatically raise his ‘I Hate Housework Shield’, which is fine if you are prepared to do all the work yourself?
However, this lesson is a crucial starting point and if necessary, force should be adhered to reach the best results. Bedtime treats are definitely out until your man is sufficiently domesticated or at least has shown some initial progress on the basics, of course if you are in the mood for a long sex session yourself then this is acceptable, but do not let him think it is a housework good boy treat otherwise he will expect to get some you know what every time he empties the bin, buys you some flowers or makes you that seldom cup of tea.
Teaching your man the complex skills of vacuuming can be rather tricky as he would rather just sit and moan while you do this around his feet. Confiscate his daily paper and his favorite magazine; no, not the girlie pornographic ones that he has stashed in his underpants and socks drawer thinking that you know nothing about them.
Mopping the Floors can be a nice trial period for him but if he starts moaning feel free to add the toilet cleaning duties, which should control his filthy habit of missing the target after a few beers. Basic chores are best developed with a steady learning curve incorporated so as not to complicate his uninspiring thinking abilities, remember he is not used to being disciplined in this manner and can be prone to sulking if he does not get his own way on things.
After a period of around three to four weeks his housework proficiency should be earning him some treats but as before, do not give in on the sex related pleasures unless you are in a passionate mood.
By now you should be enjoying the idea of your man taking part in everyday chores around the house, like washing the floors, taking the dog out, making the bed, doing all the vacuuming and generally kissing your feet for sexual favors. He will be less inclined to make a mess around the house now and this will enhance all of your other pleasures, providing that he has the energy left to satisfy you. Even his foreplay and lovemaking skills will vastly improve, well you can dream anyway. Okay, so apart from the obvious it has been a really excellent study, one tip though, if he does get out of line, use the ‘Sting Method’, which is just a mousetrap attached to his…
Just a touch of levity in a wild week! Talk back for tonight’s guest poster, Gray!
Hashtags: #humor #marriage #sex
© Red Dwyer 2013
Original blog post © Gray Dawster 2013
Re-Blogging of this or any other post on The M3 Blog
is expressly forbidden.
Spread the Love!