
Show of hands, who knows the estimable Christy Birmingham?

If pride goeth before a fall, I should stay prone for my own safety. You are not innocent. No, really. And I have pictures to prove it.
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Every surface gleamed. He could see his reflection in stainless counter tops and appliances. Knives so sharp, their edges glittered. Bowls of fruit, spices hung to dry from the racks, prep bowls lined up waiting to be filled: Everything was perfect.
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Tools arranged on the tray were surgical instruments. He dropped the thermostat, donned gloves and took a deep breath.
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“Maxine, I don’t have anything else even remotely your size. I weigh 50 pounds more than you.”
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