Is there a subliminal message being sent to me through Google? Does my blog have its skirt tucked in its panties? Did a post slip through the technological vortex and get emailed to everyone subscribed?
Odds are 6-1.
For six to one, most people would drop a bigger chunk of change. What are we betting on, exactly? The number one search term to find this blog.
All the search terms below are copied from my list of terms which sent people from a search screen to this blog. You get to choose. These are the games currently being aired, so pick which one is at the top of the chart:
1. bad open relationship
Oh, my. I admit all three words are in this blog somewhere, but for my life I cannot find post one which has all three in the same post. With gobs of talk of marriage and longevity in relationships, I come up with a honking zero on open ones, much less BAD open ones.
2. do your work
I try! Some days are tougher than others, but (regardless of the software being able to tell time) I make a point to get my work done before three minutes to post. I do admit: I posted one 26 seconds before it was due. Am I really not punctual?
Why in the Sam Hill is anyone searching for this? Really? Why doesn’t Google just give me their credit card number and CCV? I could help out. Honestly.
4. slacker at work
I really think I should be taking this personally.
5. the right to be an outsider
So, maybe I deserve that one. I am an island. I am that far out there.
6. 1999 mazda protege se
I am completely in the dark here. I would not know one if it ran over me in the middle of the living room. Do I need to open a car parts store? Do they even still make these?
There has to be a message attached to this one. But I thought the point of a blog was to write about it so you did not have to preach about it…
8. finger flushing toilet
Wow. I do not know what to do with that one. With little children, I am anal about flushing the toilet (No pun intended.), but what does that even mean?
9. heart with a wall built around it
There has to be a backlink to some of my medical research articles here somewhere. And who types all that in…more than once?
10. naughty bedtime clipart
Did Clueless in Seattle find the blog after all? Do I talk about sex that much? And they are looking for illustrations, no less!
You, my loyal audience, have scoured this blog from day one. Which term brings the most people to this blog? You can choose a win, place and show. (Better odds of getting the right one.) You have to tell me what the message is!
(c) Ann Marie Dwyer 2011
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