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Letter to Santa

Night Blooming Cereus

Good evening, Nicky. I heard the deer were in good form this year because Mrs. Claus has mastered the high-energy recipe for carrot soufflé I emailed her in the spring. My requests for this year should prove to be a load lightener, for which we will all be grateful.

Letter to Santa

Dear Nick, As another year draws to a close, all the little ones are in bed dreaming of what you may bring. I gave up on you in 1973, yet here I am penning a letter. Mayhap, after 40 years, it is time for me to give you a chance to prove goodwill still exists […]

Letter to Santa

Dear Nicky, As resident intermediary, I have asked for the same thing for a lot of years, so this year I am not sending my standard letter. Instead, I am going to ask for something entirely different. I will keep it brief.

Letter to Santa

Dearest Saint Nicholas, I know you may be surprised by the fact this letter is in the packing slip portion of a rather large box. Inside the box are the Christmas lists my children presented me, sans postage, to forward to you. Before you open the box, please take your nitroglycerin and have Mrs. Claus […]