Prompt: Stripper Songs

The Empty Stage

Memes the internet over proclaim every woman has at least one song which turn her instantly into a stripper. Never fear, guys have songs which make their clothes fall off, too. How about five?

Prompt: Dream Job

A salaried sleeper

Over the years, my dream job changed from rodeo clown to author with a ton of stops along the way. Now, I only have one.

Prompt: Junk Drawer

junk drawer

Some claim America is the only country where people designate a place for junk. Be it avarice, sloth or organization, what one stores in a junk drawer is revealing. What is in mine?

Prompt: I cannot live without…

mad love meme

Five things I cannot live without? These may shock you.

Prompt: I hate this chore.

mop and wringer bucket

For all the OCD in the world, there is one chore I hate more than all the rest put together.