I’d Rather Think of Myself as a Sadist.

But in truth, I am a masochist. What other explanation could I have for my behavior?

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You Need To Start Tomorrow.

Yes, I know there is still a wad of crumpled wrapping paper under the tree and there are 14 containers of leftovers in the fridge. Your in-laws are snoozing, and the children are playing in the boxes from their gifts. Want to skip the last minute brouhaha next year?

Get Ahead 

Plan today.

Planning ahead is the key to avoiding financial holiday stress and the New Year’s credit card hangover. If travel is in your holiday plan, conquer the shopping early. With three months left over, you will be able to leisurely plan a trip without going into debt or stressing the details.

Be done shopping by August.

Perfectly doable with this strategy.

Do the math.

Plan to spend 1% of your annual income on holiday spending. This money will not be spent totally on gifts. Decorations, cards, food, fuel expenses traveling to parties and incidentals will fall into this 1% as well.

Day One

On December 26, do not stand in line to return anything. If it does not fit, will it fit someone on your list? If it doesn’t match, will it fit in one of your recipient’s homes? If you don’t like it, will someone on your list? Hold on to it.

“What list?” you ask.

Each year, impulse buying for last minute additions to recipient lists account for nearly 15% of all holiday spending. Eliminate this spending, by knowing ahead of time for whom you will purchase.

Parents, children, grandchildren, partners and best friends make the list every year. If possible, pare the list to the bare minimum. Your boss’ secretary’s husband does not need a gift.

Who gets what?

Group your recipients into these categories: Gift, food, craft and card. Cards, wrapping and craft supplies should be purchased at after holiday sales. Crafts should be completed by June, wrapped and put away.

One Down

By wrapping the present and applying a tag with a name, you have officially crossed the name off of the list. Beside the name, you should place a the total cost of the gift, wrapping included.

The Cards

Buy the cards marked down after Christmas.

Sign holiday cards while watching a Little League game or cheer leading practice. Sign only as many cards as you have names on your list for which you do not have an email address. Remaining cards should be boxed for another year. On average, cards need only be purchased three out of every four years.

The Holiday Newsletter

November 28-30, make a personalized holiday newsletter on your computer to impart the year’s accomplishments/joys and to send best wishes for theNew Year. This should be added to the cards the first week of December and mailed.

Save postage by sending your newsletter via email to as many recipients as possible. Make note on your list as to the postage paid on your list, along with the cost of the cards and stationery stock/ink to print your newsletters. Cross off those names.

January-July

Divide your gift recipients into seven groups. Shop for one group per month in sales, consignment shops, on line bargain houses and antique shops. You can find unique and new items in all of these places. Be frugal as often as possible. Once gifts are bought, wrap them and transfer the cost onto your list.

August has arrived.

Total your expenses. Budget half of your remaining money for the food items you will purchase or the ingredients, if you will cook the food yourself. Include the cost of packaging the food.

Leftovers

Saving now means more after the holidays.

Not the turkey! The remaining money is free to be spent on decorations, fuel, lodging or saving for next year. Remember: Money left over from this year can purchase after-holiday trappings and decorations to be used next year, further reducing your out-of-pocket expense.

September is here.

Where do you want to be in December? Decision time. Consider the feasibility of travel given weather conditions, the balances of your credit cards and your history of inflated last quarter spending.

Double Check the Math

While most people can accurately blame gift-giving as the increase to their end of year spending, remember you will be buying more incidentals: Gas/cab fare to go to parties, feasts with extra groceries, a bottle of champagne for New Year’s Eve. All of these expenses need to be calculated.

Let’s Go!

If you can still afford a trip, decide where, for how long and with whom. Research inclusive packages. In most cases you save more by paying up front for the vacation than you will if you eat out and pay for all of your entertainment. Purchase travel tickets with insurance for changes. You can not plan for holiday accidents which commonly prevent travel.

You have three months to save money for all of the extras, like souvenirs and sight-seeing.

You have a plan. Stick to it. You can have a stress free holiday when you plan ahead.

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Did you go over budget this holiday? Can you use any of these tips to save money?

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(c) Ann Marie Dwyer 2011
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Saturday Evening Post

Christmas Tree

‘Twas the night before Christmas…

It is Christmas Eve. We have been to the Christmas Eve service in the park. A warm fire, great fellowship and good music surrounded by friends and family.

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Naughty? Maybe.

I checked my list twice. Realizing everyone on the list was destined for a skateboard ride to Hades, I ripped it up and wrote this one instead:

Naughty Means What, Exactly?

Now, I have come to realize through Friday Follies, naughty in is the eye of the beholder. Some of my most mundane posts are targets for spewing and spattering. To quote Missy Biozarre, “It’s ’cause you’re more famous”.

Prenin says, “Amazing the number of illiterates there are out in the backwoods”, and I have to admit…I never knew so many swamp things had internet access. Am I the only one who needs a mobile hotspot? I know I live in the stix, but seriously, where do these people live? I need to tell my travel agent to never book me in those places.

Advanced Education Shoes

It is not fame or location. I think it has far more to do with a total lack of education shoes. Maybe, we could host a Samaritan’s Feet for all of my hate-mailers and give them all education shoes.

John suggested, “I think you have an entire closet filled with education shoes, Red. The pointy ones, planted in the right place, would be best for delivering a swift education.” Perhaps, he is truly aware.

Nice, Schmice

Some days, I cannot drag the nice out of the drawer with a crane. *sigh* Consider it a character flaw.

Dr. Ted was so much nicer about the whole thing: “His state of agitation was clearly related to his hostility for values and tradition. Clearly he has lost his way, assuming he had ever discovered it.” See, I just have to question people’s upbringing, or utter lack thereof.

Rachael came away with far nicer sentiment than I could muster: “Thankfully he was not directed to Lemonparty…” I did not specify where he could go after leaving the parking lot, but the directions would have been uber-easy to follow.

Giving Them What For

To further prove the theory of naughty being in the eye of the beholder, I present Valentine, the world’s bestest friend ever. Even when I have my pointy hat on (crooked), she tells me, “As always Red, you are my heroine.” And she idly wonders, “Why is the only stinking spam and hate mail I get is on my political blogs?” Maybe, Prenin and Missy are right on that one.

And just to prove Val’s sister bias has nothing to do with the theory, Lorre tells me, “I’m so jealous of the crazy and nasty comments you get. That means….you have truly made it. I want a stalker(s) and looney folks.”

Not to be outdone, Mama Jells speaks volumes about the anonymity of potshotting with, “Definite creepers. I can’t imagine going around saying those things to complete strangers, but some people ONLY cyber stalk and spread the funk. Or at least, only spread the funk because no one can see them.”

So, what does it mean?

The Red Educational Shoe Award

It means I have some of the best commenters in the world! (No, not the crazies in my inbox.) And for that I can only do the responsible thing and offer the newest of blogging awards: The Red Educational Shoe Award.

Since all awards have some sort of do this to earn it hook, this one is no different. Highlight your five most supportive recent commenters in a post. Insert the picture from here into your post (on your side bar or award page) and keep your shoe handy…even if you choose to use it on your hate-mailers.

Visit the Winners

Missy Biozarre

Prenin’s Little Page

The Aware Writer

Archimedes’ Claw

Yo-Yo Dyne Propulsion Systems: Reno Division

Queen of Everything…Renaissance Woman

Articles of Absurdity

I’ll Sleep When They’re Grown

Yeah, yeah. An education award, and I cannot count. I just have too many who deserve the award! To all those who were not named, never fear…This award will come ’round again. I guarantee it.

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It is official…

…The M3 Blog is definitely not a porn site. Whew! I am so glad to know that.

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